"I cannot remember the last time I watched a TV programme sober, either. Downton Abbey, Call The Midwife, Grantchester … all have passed me by in an alcoholic haze." - Liz Hodgkinson (Daily Mail).
I, too, have never watched any of these programmes sober. Or having partaken of any alcohol at all. I would only watch them if you paid me. And tied me to the chair.